巴士四眼仔欺負82歲老翁

一名年輕人在巴士上，用手提袋霸占座位，老伯無座位，要求讓開， 青年人拒絕，阿伯堅持；青年人報警求助！！Power~

The mosqitoe song...from Mr.brown

Recently just case back from an outfield cover.After haunted by those commando mosqitoes for 3 days, I felt an urge to sing this song.~~

the mrbrown show: The Mosquito Song - mrbrown

The official army lanauage...

Recently the MM Lee just state his stand that we should speak mandarin and keep out of dialects. Making our country a purely mandarin and english speaking society. But what if the policy is over effective....

the mrbrown show: army fighting language - mrbrown

Funny! Zombie VS Japanese Kids

SAF eyepower divison "we live to see"

Saw this funny article in one of the facebook group. Funny but pretty true..here it goes...


Chao geng. Eye power. No action; talk only.
Minimum efforts, maximum results.
"We live to see."

Why waste 2 freaking years of your life to chiong sua when you can slack it off?
Tired of the bureauracy that surrounds every damn unit?
Super sian of the weird and senseless rules?
Sick of the "simi lan jiao?" moments?

KENG LOH!

Do you remember your days of eye powering while the rest of your platoon mates were at work?

Standing around and pretending to give instructions while the rest of your section mates were erecting the tentage?

Were most of your NS days spent queueing up to see the medical officer?

Did you spend most of the training curriculum inside the training shed sitting in your PT kit?

Only singing or pretending to sing only when your sargeant is around?

Suddenly develop a case of Hoplophobia - "morbid fear of guns" when range training is here?

Pretending to let your platoon mates go first during meals, so you can have a larger portion of the leftovers? Cookhouse aunties're usually more generous with helpings at the end.

Paying a blanga to dig your firetrench/self-scrape during reservist ICT training?

Ever made up any kind of irrational phobias to smoke your sargeants?

The only exercise you did was walking the distance to the cookhouse or medical centre from your bunk.

You can shrug off cries of "chao keng" from your platoon mates without any tinge of guilt or remorse.

You enjoy discussing new ways to malinger with your fellow kengsters.

You feign a leg sprain/muscle tear/hamstring strain but amazingly you still manage to finish a 90mins game for your team's Sunday Soccer League.

You suddenly develop an irrational fear to suit whatever circumstances.

Amathophobia - Fear of dust.
Phallophobia - Fear of a penis, esp during erection.
Ancraophobia - Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.

Have you ever been...
1) Excused from running, marching and jumping for a period of more than 10 days?
2) Excused from uniform for "extended periods of time"?
3) Excused from the environment - sunlight, moonlight ?
4) Excused from the elements of - earth, wind and water?
5) All of the above.
6) All of the above + (insert more)


SAF Eyepower Division 7 Cock Values
1) Keng as much as i can.
2) Practice "Tai Chi" whenever i can.
3) Wayang as much as possible.
4) Act blur until that's worthy of an Oscar.
5) Everything also must take the short cut.
6) Keep my smoke grenades close.
7) Employ evasive tactics after testing the system.

Are you able to detect sai kang within 100 yards?
Do you recall yourself smoking out at every opportunity?
If yes, this is the place for all fellow smokers

For those interested in singing...(vibrato)

Basically vibrato helps alot to bring out the feeling of a song.But not easy to master it...here's an eg of how it goes~