Buddy meals!

Saw the papers find suddenly find kfc kinda appetizing...so gt my buddy to have buddy meal.Our tradition is each of us get a set of buddy meal...not 2 person share 1 buddy meal.Each set consist of 4 pieces of chicken,2 pepsi,4 crisp prawn,2 potato mash.Haha helping to kfc to market liao..My buddy is having IPPT soon.Hahaha...kana sabo.Aiya heck la,eat more,more energy to run.The last time we have buddy meal is even worst,each set consist of 4 piece chicken+2 drink+2 potato mash+2 colesaw+we additon 1 zinger burgar,So 2 of that set.So in the end,I don't know how much calories went into our body...But seriously I think in a few more weeks to come my IPPT sure die one especailly 2.4 click run.Almost 1/2 year nuah physically and buddy meals,that time ran around 1.5click feel like dying.Omg...now feel like tofu.Waiting for our dear gahmen to train me back my standard...Few months back I my chin-up record still not bad got 21 times,Sianzz don't know when can get that fitness back...haiz. Prepare to cheong shuah again...

3 years of hell...finally can be put to the end.

This are my nightmares that tourture me for 3 darm years in college...finally the time has come to put them all to the end.Chinese literature seriously I really don't know what I have learnt from these craps...I felt like I've spend 3 years studying writings and poems of failures.Usually the poems we studied are from poets that are either kicked out of imperial court,didnt know what they can do to save their situation,a bunch of emos complaining how bad they feel in losing themselves...to their situation and enviroment.Winners and successful people are the ones that overcome problems and have great courage,not a bunch of emos.Felt quite stupid thinking back what've studied...learning from losers.

What's in a name?

A long time ago, Ah Beng found himself as a sailor on board an ang-mor explorer's ship.

One day, in the crow's nest, he spotted an uncharted island. He quickly scurried down, and knocked on the captain's door.

"Eh, Captain!" he said eagerly. "There got new island, leh! What should we call it?"

However, the Captain was at the time making love to a woman passenger, who was in the throes of passion.

Ah Beng heard the woman wail to the Captain, "Put it in, dear! In, dear! In, dear!"

And thus, India got its name.

Ah Beng later found himself serving on-board Christopher Columbus' ships.

One day, the crew spotted a new continent. Ah Beng was below decks, when Columbus summoned the crew on deck.

As Columbus asked, "What shall we name this new world?", Ah Beng scrambled up and said in Cantonese, "Hai mee-eh leh ka?" ("What's happening?")

And thus, America got its name.

Totally Defenceless

Two Hokkien pengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from privates to corporals.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo."

"But we all is plivate only, mah," protests Ah Seng.

"No, we all is copler now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside.

Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer and togo!"

"But we all is plivate!" says Ah Seng.

"Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his stripes. "We all is copler now!"

After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang.

There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea."

Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. It it's okay, give me the okay sign."

Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big thumbs-up.

Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of gonorrhea.

"Ni na beh," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?"

"Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects the privates."

Then he points to his stripes: "But we is copler now, mah!"

scary gong tau 2....

Saw this episode of "guai tam",its about a woman cursing her husband's mistress.She went to the bomoh to make a curse,ingrediets involve is her own dried baby foetus,dead body oil from people dead in accident,dead body oil from coffin wood.yucks...The bomoh actually used a syringe to contain the dead body oil then that woman injected it to her palm...(OMG!!)She purposely cause herself to miscarrriage just to have that foetus to curse her husband's mistress.That curse will cause death to the woman sleeping next to her husband in 3 days.That woman totally lost her conscience...killing her own child just to curse somebody else,blinded by jeasosly and anger.

1 month before combat medic...

22nd dec my re-enlistment day.Used to be Tankie then disrupted my NS,now got posted to become combat medic.22nd dec going to report to NEE SOON CAMP T MEDITI for combat medic course.My camp used to be at sugei gedong camp,20 min bus ride from home,now being transferred to NEE SOON camp its going to be a long ride for booking in and out.But nevermind,Im gona bother my taxi driver uncle again HaRX...

Heard from my friend dad and some NCC people who had been in that camp told me that place is freaking "dirty".My friend's dad told me during his time in that camp he slept at bed 1,before he posted out to other place his bunkmate wanted to take his bed.Because he my friend's dad bed is much cleaner then his own.So packed and went off that guy slept in at his bed.Few days later,his ex-bunkmate called my friend's dad and asked him whether his bed is "clean".My friend's dad reply yes,then his ex-bunkmate told him his story that something sat on his leg the whole night and he cant move at all.He was covering himself in the blanket whole night too afraid to sleep.And he showed my friend that his painless bruise at the leg.Then my NCC friend said his man got possessed.WTH...In fact,doing a logical thinking why didnt SAF remove those unused buildings in their camp?But just lock them up...13th door in tekong is one of the example.Those place can be demolished to build better facilities for the soilders.Those day I went for route march in tekong saw alot of unused and locked buildings.Also a dried up swimming pool...wth SAF still keep them for?I still remember during my BMT next door bunk happened paranormal incident.Padlocks trembling with no reason those guys got so freaked out.Well,Somethings are not meant to be explained,rumours or fact its up to you.Most importantly is always be caution of what you do and say.Guys going in I seriously urge your not to pee anyhow in Jungle,kinda stupid but I do say "EXCUSE ME" when I pee in the wild even there is no body around.

Heard from my medic friends,in the combat medic course,they have to poke each other with IV needles,if your partner is those clumsy blur cock,you are gona suffer.I heard that combat medic will be trained just like medic plus soildering.simply saying combat medic=medic + Infantry man...Haiz 1 more month before re-enlistment gona make full use of this month.Planning to complete several books in Camp when enlisted.I don't want to waste my left over 1yrs 7mths 10days there learning nothing...

考完试原以为会轻松些没想到该做的事反而更多，到原本想好好收拾一下房间却没时间。不惯如何一定要在这星期内搞定我的房间，房间乱的像狗窝一样。

Mr brown show:The Gahmen song...v funi

Mr brown song on govt's policy to resolve lehnman bro case...hahaha~

Quantum of solace...007

Went to watch 007 today.Darm,I got problem understanding movie,My friend said is related to last episode of 007 which is a year or more back.Who the hell remember that story and link back to the new one.But again bond movie classic startup,wasted a few beautiful cars like Aston martin...luxury outfit,hot babes,bad guys and alot action from the witty bond.Parachutting without a parachute,stunt driving,jump from heights building to building.Think gona watch that show again....well I give 3/5 without understanding the storyline...haha

22nd Dec 08...zzz

Just recieved letter from MINDEF...re-enlistment date will be on 22nd DEC 08.Sianzzz...I was like expecting to re-enlist around Feb or mar.Didn't expect it came so soon.Our goverment is so efficient man.Im left with 1yr 7mths 10days to my ORD day.Haiz....still a long long time to go.

落井驴的故事....

一天一个农夫带这一只驴，路过了一口井。那只驴一个不小心掉进了那口井里。那落井驴淹在井水里十分害怕，一直挣扎，哭得非常凄惨。那农夫想来想去始终想不出救出那头驴的办法。终于，他决定放弃那头驴，反正那头驴也老了，那口井也脏了，干脆将那口井盖了。于是他找来了村里的人帮忙。村民个个手持铲子将泥沙铲入井里。那头落井驴，看了更害怕，哭得更凄惨。但不久后那头驴不哭了，上面的人们感到非常意外还以为它认命了。那头驴每被泥沙洒到就摇摇几下，踏上落在井底的泥沙。上面每铲一次泥沙下来，那驴就往上多踏一步。过了许久那头驴终于可以自行跳出了那口井。

有时候做人就像这头驴，面对一直用泥沙来掩埋你的人和问题决不要低头绝望，放弃。动一下脑袋，摇摇一下身子，在往上踏一步，终有一天一定能解决问题。若一早就认命，那就真的是注定被活埋了。

That day when I just steped out of my lift and saw this GT,"WTF" was the only think in my head.This is what my dad did when you leave him with a tin of purple pain,a rusty bike and alot of time kill...I know what you all are thinking now.Yes he is crazy.